I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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