Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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