if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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