I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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