Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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