that's an acceptable place to lick
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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