Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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