You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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