Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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