so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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