fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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