I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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