babies were throwing up all over the place
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I want to fling myself into the sun
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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