real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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