Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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