"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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