We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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