me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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