porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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