i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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