I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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