Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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