What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You're like the curious george of whores
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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