you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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