the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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