S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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