do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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