it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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