Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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