I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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