Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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