Where did you get a picture of my penis
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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