I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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