Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Enjoy the penises
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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