He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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