Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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