I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
too bad you live with your parents still
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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