Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've blown a few things in my day
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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