me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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