Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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