I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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