she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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