I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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