I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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