I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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