walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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