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how
Wat do u mean how?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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