Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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