weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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