I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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