So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP