this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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