then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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